My Cat

Lyrics

(grumpy cat)

My cat don't play fetch
He just stares like I'm insane
Knocks my drink off the counter
Then walks off like it's a game

Yeahhhhh, 'cause...

Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god
Cats don't pay no rent
He owns my apartment
He scratched up my new couch
Like it's part of his department

Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god
Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god

My cat ain't scared of ghosts
Or taxes or the law
He bit. my. date on sight
And I still said: "that's my boy"  

Cat don't ask for dinner
He just screams until it's served
Took a dump inside my slipper
Then looked proud like I deserved

Cats don't need no license
No, the streets just let him pass
He once bit a cop
Still got petted on the ass

He's banned from three apartments
He's wanted in two states
He fought my neighbor's Rottweiler
Then vanished through the gate

Cats don't need no weapon
No, his vibe alone will kill
He'll stare into your trauma
Then nap without a thrill

Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god
Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god

Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god
Cats don't need no training
No training's made for dogs
He don't sit or roll or come
He just lounges like a god