Sincerest Apologies

Lyrics

It has come to our attention
that we are wasting our time
We shoulda chased the numbers
coulda made the chart climb

They said our songs are stupid
and the jokes are all dumb
It seems that we excluded
some of you from the fun

We’re sorry for the laughter
and the sweat on the floor
We’ll find that ever after
and we'll try to be more

As soon as we get done writing songs about farts
And we finish up this album that won't place on the charts
We considered all your feedback– and we think it's just fine,
But we got this robot sex song…
...Please just give us some time...

Yeah we’re sorry for the punchlines
that sneak in every song
We'll try to keep it simple
yeah we know that it's wrong

We’re sorry for the pizza,
And that song about cats
And the one about a sandwich
No excuse for all that

We regret the chorus
That you can't shake from your head
We'll order a thesaurus
write some real songs instead

Right after we decide that the laughin' is done
As soon as we get bored having all of this fun
We heard all your suggestions, to step into line
But this next song's 'bout yo momma...
Please just give us some time...

Sincerest apologies, for doing our thing
We hope this inconvenience, of not being mainstream
doesn't cause discomfort to your sensitive taste
but in the end our talent... 
is our talent to waste.